I can’t wait for Kaya to travel to Ravnica and rescue Teysa, overthrow the ghost council and rule over Orzhov together as wives.
HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN I MADE THIS POST?
OH I AM BACK ON MY BULLSHIT Y'ALL
so glad you saw this one haha
Weird that they created a ghost-killer, seeded a story with evil ghosts, and then had the ghost-killer kill the evil ghosts. (Source)
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Remember when you first started listening to the McElboys and you couldn’t tell Justin and Travis apart
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i’m begging y’all… PLEASE don’t keep saying shit like hecking in 2019…. just say the fuck word
Hey listen my mom says hecking what do you want her to do?? Say fuck? Huh? You want my mom to say fuck? ?
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Can i have some pussy please
damn u always asking for something….HERE
@Staff you seeing this shit right here
this post caused the government shutdown
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did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school
they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me
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reblog and put in the tags what your total number of notes across all original posts are from this site. it also gives you your top 9 posts.
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when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat
It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that. xD
we better keep this like SUPER LOCKED down we don’t know WHO could react to this one, EH? EH?
This is equivalent to a news station cutting to a technical maintenance screen just before someone dies
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I’ve seen enough teens reacting to doctor who to last me ten lifetimes but thanks
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Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption
cutting a worm will not make two worms
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